Some bumps in the road… BUT NOW I’M BACK… As Strong as Ever, and Full of Piss & Vinegar!

I won’t get into boring & unimportant details… Suffice it to say that I apologize for a bit of an absence, BUT I AM BACK! So let’s get to it!

Of late, there have been many; including some proponents of the existence of global warming; who have begun to back-off from Al Gore & his minyans of eunuchs, who worship at the altar of ignorance. Some of these disillusioned, lost souls, are starting to become a little… Shall we say… “unhinged”. So today, I bring you a solution to their pain & confusion… A simple scientific experiment which will help them return to reality. This simple demonstration truly comes from a ministry of love & concern!

“Melting Polar Ice Caps Will Flood Continents!!!”

We have all seen these dire predictions & headlines… Let me give you a very simple science experiment which you can perform to show how bereft these Pollyannas are… And what little capacity they have to understand science or to apply common sense…

Materials Needed:

One large, tall drinking glass (for ease of measurement);

Enough ice cubes to fill the glass to the ¾ mark;

Room temperature water to fill the glass to the top;

Saran-Wrap

Kitchen timer.

Procedure:

Place ice into glass;

Fill glass to very top of the glass, with water, just touching the brim of the glass;

Cover top of glass completely, tightly, with Saran-Wrap;

Set timer for 45 minutes;

Set glass aside to remain undisturbed.

Return to measure the water level after the timer rings… Water level will be BELOW the rim!

Hypothesis:

The current “consensus” belief is that global warming is taking place, and the resultant melting of the polar ice caps will cause widespread, devastating flooding of the existing landmass.

This is false, and, in fact, the opposite is true; if, in fact, global warming exists.

If global warming exists & the polar icecaps melt; then the ice caps (ice, being the solid, expanded form of water) would displace LESS water than they currently do. By displacing a lesser volume of liquid water, sea levels would DROP; thus exposing MORE landmass than is currently exposed!

When conducting the above described experiment, as outlined; the water level will be LOWER than the rim of the glass; thus simulating a drop in current sea level/displaced water volume/increased exposed landmass.

CONCLUSION:

The current “consensus” belief is that global warming is taking place, and the resultant melting of the polar ice caps will cause widespread, devastating flooding of the existing landmass… IS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT!!!

Don’t believe it? Then give it a try… Unless you’re afraid to face facts!!!