Special Announcement... "All the President's "Czars""

All The President’s Czars… As of September 9th, 2009

The following is a list of all of the currently known “Czars” serving in the Obama Administration. Over the course of the next three weeks you will find a brief profile of the individual; their background; and some questions which would be asked by any curious high school student, with half of a brain. CAUTION: Just because a high school half-wit would be smart enough to ask these obvious questions; this DOES NOT guarantee that any of these queries would be generated by the current White House apparatchik!

Over these next three weeks, presented in six parts, I will review seven of these “Czars” at a time, and present them to you to expose their backgrounds, agendas, and their philosophical & political agendas.

At the end of the next three weeks (and throughout the next three weeks) you will be fully armed to ask the questions which need to be answered; and, you will have the facts with which to fully frustrate & confound any member of the left; albeit, that is not hard to do even now!

Here are the cast of characters to this very, very, very dark comedy...

Afghanistan Czar – Richard Holbrooke

AIDS Czar – Jeffrey Crowley

Auto Recovery Czar – Ed Montgomery

Border Czar – Alan Bersin

California Water Czar – David J. Hayes

Car Czar – Ron Bloom

Central Region Czar – Dennis Ross

Climate Czar – Todd Stern

Domestic Violence Czar – Lynn Rosenthal

Drug Czar – Gil Kerlikowske

Economic Czar – Paul Volcker

Energy and Environment Czar – Carol Browner

Faith-Based Czar – Joshua DuBois

Government Performance Czar – Jeffrey Zients

Great Lakes Czar – Cameron Davis

Green Jobs Czar – Van Jones

***DOA*** Resigned at 00:01 hrs on 05 SEP 2009

Guantanamo Closure Czar – Daniel Fried

Health Czar – Nancy-Ann DeParle

Information Czar – Vivek Kundra

Intelligence Czar – Dennis Blair

21. Mideast Peace Czar – George Mitchell

Pay Czar – Kenneth R. Feinberg

Regulatory Czar – Cass R. Sunstein

Science Czar – John Holdren

Stimulus Accountability Czar – Earl Devaney

Sudan Czar – J. Scott Gration

TARP Czar – Herb Allison

Technology Czar – Aneesh Chopra

Terrorism Czar – John Brennan

Urban Affairs Czar – Adolfo Carrion, Jr.

Weapons Czar – Ashton Carter

WMD Policy Czar – Gary Samore