The "Lighter Side" of Healthcare Reform...

This week has just absolutely NOT been a good week for PrezBO in any way, shape or form! It’s been so bad, in fact, that PrezBO is off for some well deserved time-off on Martha’s Vineyard. BUT WAIT… NEWS FLASH JUST IN… Poor PrezBO is going to be hounded & protested by Cindy Sheehan while on vacation! Can’t a statist catch a break? I guess not… So let’s lighten it up a little with a “lighter” look at “Obama-Care”…

TOP TEN CLUES THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS SWITCHED TO “OBAMA-CARE”:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under “Preventive Care Benefit” is "An Apple a Day".

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered at 100% is..."Embalming".

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little “M's” painted on them.

AND... THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA-CARE...

(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape!!!

Thank You, Ladies & Gentlemen! We’ll be playing here all weekend!

Please tip your waitress generously on the way out & Please drive safely!

Good Night!!!