Just hours ago, the Teleprompter of the United States (TOTUS) told the President of the United States (POTUS) that he needed to address the North Korean missile launch today. Here is the quote from POTUS, “North Korea broke the rules… Once again… By testing a rocket that could be used for long-range missiles.” White House staffers are scrambling to determine if POTUS misspoke, or if he was ill-served by TOTUS; either intentionally or unintentionally.
You may be asking, “What in the Hell is he talking about?” Here’s what I’m talking about… POTUS doesn’t know what he’s talking about… There is a HUGE difference between a “rocket” and a “missile”.
“rocket - noun - any of various simple or complex tubelike devices containing combustibles that on being ignited liberate gases whose action propels the tube through the air”.
“missile - noun - an aerial missile, as a rocket, steered during its flight by radio signals, clockwork controls, etc…”
The North Koreans launched a MISSILE today… NOT A ROCKET! The POTUS Propaganda Machine says the test was a failure because the North Koreans failed to reach orbit. Hey! Herr Goebbels (Robert Gibbs)! The goal of the test launch was not to reach earth orbit, because you don’t have to reach earth orbit to deliver a warhead!
Wow… This guy is SO-O-O intelligent and articulate! I really hope that POTUS was not sabotaged by TOTUS… I’d hate to see TOTUS lose his job… Although; if TOTUS were tossed, we wouldn’t have to hear from POTUS ever again!
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